The story of evilness (part 1)

Sneakily, I slowly slunk into the slither centre. Nobody was
there except Bob, the friendly neighbourhood nuclear bomb.
Sadly, he then went off and I was left alone, with my face
scorched to a cinder.Man, it's annoying when that happens.
Cautious, I ran over to the counter to find the owner dead.
"Damn," I shouted,"I really wanted a ice cream sundae."
Extremely conspicuously, I ran out, with my face looking like a very black thing.

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Part 2 comes out tommorow! LOLz.